Yes, you all have been patiently wondering where the heck I’ve been. No, I’m not dead. Yes, I’ve been sick. No, I haven’t been taking enough time off from work. Yes, I’m feeling better now. No, I haven’t been posting on The Pompomist enough, okay?!
My apologies to my readers. So chillax! The Pompomist will continue with regular programming riiiight abouuuut…. NOW!