• For some reason I woke up very early this morning and couldn’t go back to sleep. It’s Sunday and I woke up bright eyed at 7:30a… Unacceptable!
• Talking about sleep, I don’t dream often… or better said, I don’t remember much of them. But the ones that I’ve had lately have not been your typical bizarre dream, they’ve been extremely boring. And I shouldn’t even use the word extremely because there is nothing extreme about them. My dreams have involved:
o Walking with a shopping cart at the grocery store
o Cleaning the house
o Folding laundry
Maybe it’s the warm weather after coming back from Montreal. Who knows…
• So Justin Timberlake brought sexy back. But, from where? Did sexy ever leave? I didn’t even know that. What in the world is he talking about? (Note: every one knows that Patrick Swayze brought sexy back in 1987 and its been around ever since.)
• Yesterday at a local pizza place:
Employee: ‘What can I get you?’
Customer in front of me: ‘One mushroom, please.’ – He said pointing at the pizza pie.
Employee: ‘You mean a slice of pizza with mushrooms?’
No, he just wants a whole mushroom.
“I would like a whole pineapple, a whole pepperoni sausage, and a live chicken.”
People ask some stupid questions…