1. “I’ll have the octopus a la mode, please”
2. “I wish George Bush could run for president again… well, maybe Jeb Bush decides to run for presidency!”
3. “It’ll be great to wear high heels anytime, anywhere.”
4. “Lil’ Jon is sooo good looking…”
5. “Eh. I prefer the tele over music…”
6. “Hillary Duff sure sings some good songs!”
7. “Warsteiner or Bud Light? That’s a no-brainer!… Bud Light, please.”
Calendar Of Articles
- Now Interrupting Your Regular Programming
- One Alaskan’s Perspective
- The Elevator
- You Know What Sucks?
- McCain And Who?
- From The Music Department: Going Old School
- The Next Generation House
- The Wonderful New York City
- A Floating Weekend Retreat
- What’s The Big Deal?
- A Whole Lot Of Randomness
- Serial No. 3817131
- Gehry’s Serpentine Pavilion Unveiled
- Cutting The Impossible
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