Seven Phrases You’ll Never Hear Me Say

1. “I’ll have the octopus a la mode, please”
2. “I wish George Bush could run for president again… well, maybe Jeb Bush decides to run for presidency!”
3. “It’ll be great to wear high heels anytime, anywhere.”
4. “Lil’ Jon is sooo good looking…”
5. “Eh. I prefer the tele over music…”
6. “Hillary Duff sure sings some good songs!”
7. “Warsteiner or Bud Light? That’s a no-brainer!… Bud Light, please.”

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