It never fails. True, the messages I get are always optimistic, but at the same time, they’re just ridiculously bad and absolutely meaningless (which I suppose might be intentional, considering they’re for me). Tonight I opened a fortune cookie and it said:
“You are almost there.”
Cookie… You’ve now officially caused a deep and curious dilemma. From now on, I’ll be thinking of an answer to these questions:
What and where IS… ‘there’? What awaits me… ‘there’?
Gee, thanks cookie…